Post your funny sentences here!

[hebian]

if you saw a funny sentences somewhere post it here. (e.g. on cars or in restaurants ...) I start with some of them to get the clue.

CAUTION! I drive like you do!

Did you check if your horn works?

Gravity is a myth. The Earth sucks.

Have a nice day... somewhere else.

How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?

i souport publik edekasion

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ... ... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car ...

Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

Those who can't write programs, write help files.

Blink your eyelids periodically to lubricate your eyes

The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents

Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and Usenet is nothing like Shakespeare."

Sell a man a phish he can scam for a day, but teach him how to phish and he can scam for himself for a lifetime

Your mouse has moved. Windows NT must be restarted for the change to take effect. Reboot now ?

[Darkninja]

80% of statistics are made up......so is this one.
You can find me in girls dorm at night.
I went to the ladies because the gents is locked. (just an excuse)

[Simboy]

Drive like hell and you'll get there.
Thank God, I am an Atheist.
What will happen if we turn on the headlights if we are travelling at the speed of light.
Always try being modest and be proud of it.
No sense in being pessimistic.... It wouldn't work anyway.